But Mindy's pretty sure that the waiting lists for those places start at conception, although she's fairly sure Newt won't understand that. He doesn't watch Kiddies and Crowns like Mindy does.

No one does.

"I'm not a dummy," Mindy argues, though it's half-hearted because, yeah, right now she's a fucking idiot. She wishes Gwen was here. She'd known what to do with Riley from day one. "Like a nanny? God, Newt, I can't even look after a tortoise."