"Okay, I am allowed to tell people that we're dating," Mindy clarifies with a wave of her hand, because Danny is her boyfriend and she doesn't want to be depicting him as some sort of sociopath unintentionally. It's just that he's the type to want to keep things lowkey, probably because relationships haven't ever really worked out for him.

Or her, obviously, otherwise they wouldn't be dating now. The trail of slain dudes on the path to Danny was not without its heartache and self-doubt. "I just don't think we're, like, at the point of instagramming pictures of us making out, yet." Not that she's sure Danny will be at that point, but it's so happening. "It's fine, we're fine, he probably talks about me at the gym constantly."