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"Hello? Just kidding, it's a machine. Leave a message!"

A little presumptuous, no? ;)

Edited 2015-07-21 23:53 (UTC)

Can't do my night time routine without one.

Wait, am I bringing YOU a toothbrush? I'm not your errand girl, babe.

No. Please. I have loads. My back-ups have back-ups. I was gonna teach you my routine.

Danny, I am in my mid-to-late twenties, I dated an orthodontist, I know how to brush my own teeth.

It's not just the brushing, Min, it's the whole routine.

You're so lucky you're good looking.