beyoncepadthai | [Contact] Voicemail + Text

"Hello? Just kidding, it's a machine. Leave a message!"

Oh.

Oh! It's a guy?

Yes, his name is Spencer. I just wanted to check before I invited him. He's very nice.

I know no Spencers. That's totally cool. I'm glad you're coming! :)

Great. Okay. Thanks, Mindy. I am, too. :)

What would you like for your birthday?

Oh, you don't need to get me anything.

Alright. This means you've trusted me to pick something out on my own, so consider yourself warned.

Just make sure you include the receipt. xxx