beyoncepadthai | [Contact] Voicemail + Text

"Hello? Just kidding, it's a machine. Leave a message!"

I pay for my snacks!

I have a SECRET ADMIRER, DANNY!

...did they pay for your snacks?

What? No. They totally should, tho. They sent me a letter!

Was it a ransom note? A million bucks by 8am tomorrow or your sanity gets it?

I TOLD you. It was a secret admirer.

Do you know who it is?

How the hell did you become a doctor? SECRET, DANNY.

Sorry. That's interesting.

It's basically the most interesting thing to have ever happened to me.

Edited 2014-12-28 08:24 (UTC)

I feel asleep it's so interesting. R U still alive or did your stalker get you like in one of those slasher movies?

Why do you have to ruin any romantic thing that happens to me with accusations of my romancer being a serial murderer, or whatever???

Serial murderer means he's killed more than one person. I only suggested he's gonna kill you.

He's not going to kill me. He's romantic. You could learn something from him.

He is?