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beyoncepadthai) wrote2023-10-17 01:18 pm
beyoncepadthai) wrote2023-10-17 01:18 pm[Contact] Email + Snail Mail
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beyoncepadthai) wrote2023-10-17 01:18 pm
[Email]
To: Mindy
Sent: Mon, 15 Sep 2014 15:05
Subject: URGENT
The Mormon is living in my apartment building! I swear I can feel the flames of Hell licking at me just from being so close. I'm so sweaty.
Danny
Re: [Email]
To: Danny
Sent: Tues, 16 Sep 2014 05:04
Subject: Re: URGENT
Mormons are awesome. Haven't you SEEN Book of Mormon, Danny? Of course you haven't. Ugh, you're so uncultured.
Note that nobody made a musical about Catholics. I think.
Mindy
Re: [Email]
To: Mindy
Sent: Tues, 16 Sep 2014 11:27
Subject: Re: URGENT
Know what Mormons used to call Catholicism? The Church of the Devil. I tell you now, if he turns up at my door offering me that book of lies and disrespecting my religion, we're going to have problems. I respect other religions, I do, when they respect mine. I even respect the over-sexualised, tentacle-wielding cult worship that you call Hinduism.
Sister Act. Movies AND a musical. Now who's uncultured?
Danny
You should meet some nuns. I think you could learn a lot about how to conduct yourself properly.
Danny
I thought I'd already clicked on the 'Send' button.
Danny
Re: [Email]
To: Danny
Sent: Tues, 16 Sep 2014
Subject: Re: URGENT
UUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Mindy
Re: [Email]
To: Mindy
Sent: Tues, 26 Sep 2014 11:34
Subject: URGENT
Mindy, that's rude. This is exactly why you need nuns.
Danny
Re: [Email]
To: Danny
Sent: Tues, 16 Sep 2014
Subject: Re: URGENT
I would rather die.
Mindy