Mindy Lahiri (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
beyoncepadthai) wrote2023-10-17 01:18 pm
beyoncepadthai) wrote2023-10-17 01:18 pm[Contact] Email + Snail Mail
All written correspondence for Mindy Lahiri can be left here.
beyoncepadthai) wrote2023-10-17 01:18 pm
[Email]
To: Mindy
Sent: Mon, 15 Sep 2014 15:05
Subject: URGENT
The Mormon is living in my apartment building! I swear I can feel the flames of Hell licking at me just from being so close. I'm so sweaty.
Danny
Re: [Email]
To: Danny
Sent: Tues, 16 Sep 2014 05:04
Subject: Re: URGENT
Mormons are awesome. Haven't you SEEN Book of Mormon, Danny? Of course you haven't. Ugh, you're so uncultured.
Note that nobody made a musical about Catholics. I think.
Mindy
Re: [Email]
To: Mindy
Sent: Tues, 16 Sep 2014 11:27
Subject: Re: URGENT
Know what Mormons used to call Catholicism? The Church of the Devil. I tell you now, if he turns up at my door offering me that book of lies and disrespecting my religion, we're going to have problems. I respect other religions, I do, when they respect mine. I even respect the over-sexualised, tentacle-wielding cult worship that you call Hinduism.
Sister Act. Movies AND a musical. Now who's uncultured?
Danny
You should meet some nuns. I think you could learn a lot about how to conduct yourself properly.
Danny
I thought I'd already clicked on the 'Send' button.
Danny
Re: [Email]
To: Danny
Sent: Tues, 16 Sep 2014
Subject: Re: URGENT
UUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Mindy
Re: [Email]
To: Mindy
Sent: Tues, 26 Sep 2014 11:34
Subject: URGENT
Mindy, that's rude. This is exactly why you need nuns.
Danny
Re: [Email]
To: Danny
Sent: Tues, 16 Sep 2014
Subject: Re: URGENT
I would rather die.
Mindy
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To: Mindy
Sent: Thurs, 18 Sep 2014
Subject: hypothetically
What's a username? Is it like a nickname? Like "The Boss" for Bruce?
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To: Danny
Sent: Thurs, 18 Sep 2014
Subject: Re: hypothetically
I do not like the sound of this at all.
Mindy
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To: Mindy
Sent: Thurs, 18 Sep 2014
Subject: Re: hypothetically
Nvmind. I got it. Watch and learn, Mindy. Who needs PR people? I might only have one patient today but by the end of the week, I guarantee you the name Dr Danny Castellano will have become a virus.
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To: Danny
Sent: Thurs, 18 Sep 2014
Subject: Re: hypothetically
VIRUS? Danny, no. What did you DO???
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To: Mindy
Sent: Thurs, 18 Sep 2014
Subject: Re: hypothetically
Stepped into the future.
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To: Mindy
Sent: Thurs, 18 Sep 2014
Subject: Re: hypothetically
The future is broken.
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To: Danny
Sent: Thurs, 18 Sep 2014
Subject: Re: hypothetically
Yeah, YOU broke it.
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To: Mindy
Sent: Thurs, 18 Sep 2014
Subject: Re: hypothetically
This thing is so dumb. I feel like I'm talking to myself on there. I thought you'd taken out a subscription too?? You always have your nose glued to your cell!
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To: Danny
Sent: Thurs, 18 Sep 2014
Subject: Re: hypothetically
It's not a subscription, Danny. And I AM following you. And so are way too many of my friends.
Please change your header, you perv.
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To: Mindy
Sent: Thurs, 18 Sep 2014
Subject: Re: hypothetically
So 'following' is a twitter term? Dammit. I have to make a phone call. Don't go anywhere
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To: Danny
Sent: Thurs, 18 Sep 2014
Subject: Re: hypothetically
...
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To: Mindy
Sent: Thurs, 18 Sep 2014
Subject: Re: hypothetically
Are you still there?
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To: Danny
Sent: Thurs, 18 Sep 2014
Subject: Re: hypothetically
What did you do now?
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To: Mindy
Sent: Thurs, 18 Sep 2014
Subject: Re: hypothetically
I'm following you :)
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To: Mindy
Subject: Best party EVER
Okay, so obviously you're on the list, but here's the rest.
Harley Altmeyer (although he might be weird about it, so if he says no, just let it go)
Hermione Granger
Carla Jean Moss
Coraline Jones
Kenya Rosewater
Korra
Kurt Hummel
Marius Pontmercy (although he's all olden times and very French, he might be super awkward around so many penis shaped things)
Helen
Chris Miles
Jesse Swanson
Alex Udinov
Derek Hale
Sookie Stackhouse
Olive Penderghast
Allison Argent
Uzumaki Naruto
Elizabeth
I think that's it!
You're the best
♥
Kate
[Email]
To: Mindy
Sent: Fri, 26 Sep 2014
Subject: I didn't hate it
Thanks Min.
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To: Danny
Sent: Sat, 27 Sep 2014
Subject: Re: I didn't hate it
What, the bologna place?
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To: Mindy
Sent: Sat, 27 Sep 2014
Subject: Re: I didn't hate it
Attachment: lunch
Yeah. I was really hungry but I took a picture to show you. It's a little wonky. Remind me to leave food photography to you in the future.
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To: Mindy
Subject: OH MY GOD
I forgot Reggie Mantle on the list. Don't tell him I forgot him.
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To: Kate
Subject: Re: OH MY GOD
HIM? I think there are more guys than girls at this party but okay, fine, it is your party.
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To: Mindy
Subject: Re: OH MY GOD
What's wrong with him? And there's TOTALLY more girls!
You're the best, though. :-*
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To: Kate
Subject: Re: OH MY GOD
I don't know who he is. I just meant him, a guy. And you won't even let me have a stripper.
Maybe if we can get one of your hot guy friends drunk enough.
;) ;) ;)
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To: Mindy
Subject: Re: OH MY GOD
OH! We can have a stripper, I just don't want his junk rubbing on me.
Ooooh, maybe Reggie will strip. He's pretty hot!
[Email]
To: Mindy
Sent: Mon, 27 Oct 2014 15:07
Subject: I'm going home
Why do the women in this city always assume I don't mean urine when I ask for a sample!? I cannot deal with this crap anymore, Mindy. Please take Mrs Cushmore at 4. Don't forget to double-glove.
D
Re: [Email]
To: Danny
Sent: Mon, 27 Oct 2014
Subject: Re: I'm going home
Ugh, you suck.
Mindy
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P.S. Bring comfortable shoes.
[Email]
To: Mindy
Sent: Thurs, 1 Oct 2015 09:05
Subject: RSVP
Yes. Except for the dress code. Am I first?
[Email]
To: Danny
Sent: Thurs, 1 Oct 2015 10:19
Subject: Re: RSVP
First to RSVP? No. Derek beat you.
Also, you will absolutely comply with the dress code or you can just babysit Sheldon instead.
[Email]
To: Mindy
Sent: Thurs, 1 Oct 2015 10:23
Subject: Re: RSVP
Who's Derek?
I would LOVE to babysit Sheldon instead. Thanks, babe.
Re: [Email]
To: Danny
Sent: Thurs, 1 Oct 2015 10:56
Subject: Re: RSVP
Kate's friend? The one she almost set me up with?
Obviously that was not a real option. Sheldon will be attending the party. Dress colorful or, like, wear a kurta. Your choice.
[Email]
To: Mindy
Sent: Thurs, 1 Oct 2015 12:13
Subject: Re: RSVP
I choose not to remember. A dress? You want me to wear a dress? No. I will wear a light blue shirt.
[Email]
To: Danny
Sent: Thurs, 1 Oct 2015 12:17
Subject: Re: RSVP
Okay, it's not a dress. That's racist. Light blue isn't colorful! Yellow or pink.
[Email]
To: Mindy
Sent: Thurs, 1 Oct 2015 12:19
Subject: Re: RSVP
If it reaches past my waist, it's a dress.
[Email]
To: Danny
Sent: Thurs, 1 Oct 2015 12:28
Subject: Re: RSVP
Yellow it is!
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